Top Ten Signs Your Baby Is Too Fat

Here's Shayla today 10/6/07

Here is a picture of Shayla looking her fattest in my baby sling (this picture is from almost 2 months ago -Aug 07 - she is really comforatble I promise!)...Okay, now I know I have a fat baby – but I don’t think she qualifies as “too fat” according to Mr. Letterman. Thought I would post this to go along with my fat baby theme week (see post from 10/2/07) HA HA HA

David Letterman’s Top Ten Signs Your Baby Is Too Fat
9/26/07

10. She has your eyes and Barry Bonds' head
9. Doctor says, "It's a... Good Lord!"
8. "Baby carriage" is a forklift
7. The kid's got more chins than fingers
6. Incubator littered with baby back ribs
5. Local news crew shows up thinking a baby elephant has been born
4. Her pacifier is a stick of butter
3. Nevermind a c-section, you had a d-section! I tell you, folks, that's one fat baby!
2. First word: Bacon
1. Twice a day the kid gets mistaken for Rosie O'Donnell

Shayla's wrist - my favorite fat body part!